- Just choose things that are 'natural.' Anything natural and organic is good. 'Chemicals' are bad.
- He died because God had another purpose for him.
- If you believe the right story, all will be well.
- You are either gay, street, or bisexual. There is nothing in between.
- It was meant to be...
- Bad people will suffer later - life is fair.
- You got sick because you 'attracted' it with your bad attitude.
- Some people are good and others are evil.
- People are either black, white, or Asian.
- Never trust a ______ person. (fill in your favourite prejudice)
- Pick a card and I'll tell your future.
- It happened because you broke a mirror/walked under a ladder/spilled salt, etc.
- All your problems are due to those people.
- 800 cubic centimeters of silicone gel will make you happy.
- Oh, you're an Aquarius! That explains it.
- Islam is bad.
- You just need to find the right girl/guy.
- Drink up mate!
- You need to pray more and God will fix it
- The Bible is literally true
- Just do what your guru/priest/minister/imam/rabbi says...
In some ways, Unitarianism is unattractive because it doesn't offer simple answers. Perhaps if we did, there would be many millions of Unitarians in the world rather than a few hundred thousand.
I'm really curious about some of the other simple stupid answers to hard questions you've heard. Feel free to comment
